Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
Just so you know, a 6'7" tall gay man, with a martini in one hand and a fairy wand in the other, is not a force to be reckoned with...don't ask.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
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