omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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