We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
Yesterday I febreezed my bed in between gentleman callers
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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