I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Have you seen our bachelor? He's MIA. Last seen being led to some hookers by Kanye look-a-like.
I've drank literally 19 beers and am still good. Utah is worthless
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
Thanks to you I just drunkenly spot washed a Star Wars hoodie, at midnight on a Friday. If there is a greater level of nerdiness I do not know of its existence
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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