i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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