so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Drunk is not a location!
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
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