I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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