I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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