I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
smell my finger.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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