Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
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