Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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