Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
Nope. She just screamed at me "YOU WERE A FAILED ABORTION" and "I'LL PUT ANTHRAX IN YOUR PILLOW YOU LITTLE FUCK". Best mother award ever
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
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