So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I need a burrito and a hug.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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