Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
