sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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