FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
Enjoy the penises
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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