Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
She highfived me after i yelled "I'm the clit-commander!" when i came. kevin smith fan and clearly a keeper
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
So I fucked a guy with his mouth wired shut last night never thought id cross that off my imaginary bucket list
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