Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
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