Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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