Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
im on a boat
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