Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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