Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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