I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
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