i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
Randomize
