Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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