And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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