Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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