All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
My professor complimented me on the well drawn penis on my face then asked if I would like a seat closer to the garbage can.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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