rhymes with "ouble enetration"
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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