I feel great
I just peed on a car
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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