No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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