the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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