Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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