is it cool if i come over and use your computer?
what happened to yours?
i got a little to drunk last night and threw up on it...then i tried to wash it off under the sink.
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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