Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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