her vagine was all disorganized.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
i need to put some appletini on your dick
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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