I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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