Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
He called the drink "The Annexation of Puerto Rico". He wouldn't tell us whats in it but said that we should all fear for our lives. Let's do this.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
i just looked in the mirror i look like i'm about to film a PSA about prostitution
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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