Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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