Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Are you sexting with minion stickers right now?
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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