We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
You can kiss the security deposit goodbye after you and your boyfriend did donuts on his moped in the middle of the apartment. It was impressive since you were both too drunk to walk.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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