i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
watching jon and kate + 8 right now is like watching my parents split up
I should be sponsored by Trojan
Dude I'm so glad we're not friends anymore. It would have made fucking your stepmom last night really awkward. Dickwad.
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Good, I've got all this booze. It's intimidating to be in the room alone with it..
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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