shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
you win again, gameday.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
