so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Randomize
