Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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