On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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