I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
