I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
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