How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
Randomize
