She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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