That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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