chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Why the fuck is he under my phone as Papi Chulo?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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