Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
She texted her brother about how much she loved his hot tub. He responded three days later that he wasn't aware he owned a hot tub.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We were drunk having sex and I knocked over her bedside table/fish bowl and she jumped off to check if her fish was still alive but she made me pasta so it's cool
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
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